People who try and think of creative ways to say happy birthday. Just say happy birthday. I don't wanna hear some garbage about your "anniversary of your passage through a birth canal." You pretentious nominalizers. I am unrighteously annoyed with you. My love tank is empty.
I'm writing something about the declaration of independence. and rights. It may surface by next weekend.
The string of great things happening to me was abruptly interrupted by the unfortunate sight of me wearing a small sized t-shirt. I had it on before I realized it was two sizes to small. My obliviousness knows very few bounds.
Matt is visiting with me right now. He is commenting on how the layout of the furniture in my room changes every few months. It's true. I get bored. It's consumer fetishism expressed in feng shui.
He is also not wearing a shirt and unshowered at 1 pm. He would want me to talk about that. Being unemployed and all.
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